WOW. All I can say is thank god I'm not Team Edward. Dillon got that, right after I was making fun of his hair for doing an Edward thing in the morning, to which he told me to go die, to which I responded "OH MAH GAWD, that is SOOOO Edward." Dirty looks followed.

That's right, Jacob! Real men don't sparkle! But they also don't fall in love with BABIES, you weird-o.